Why Vinyl Records and Coffee?

  1. Because they are both black and delicious.
  2. Because they are stimulating.
  3. Because Bach wrote a cantata for coffee and Ruth Etting sang “You’re the Cream in My Coffee.”
  4. Because they have been around a long time and still work fine.
  5. Because black coffee in bed is one of life’s little pleasures and a great song by Squeeze.
  6. Because neither requires upgrades, plug-ins, lithium batteries, adaptors, widgets, warranties, or earbuds.
  7. Because there is magic in the groove and grind.
  8. Because they are warm.
  9. Because I like coffee and I like tea and I like the java jive and it likes me.
  10. Because a band named Cream had a song called “Strange Brew” with God on lead guitar.

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